A little nonsense

This tree knows what it’s all about.

This tree knows what it’s all about.

Yes

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

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hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

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OH

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HOLY PISSING HELL

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MY CHILD

ITS BEAUTIFUL

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Some Harry Potter Facts.

  • Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
  • Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff beacuse he found Griffindor's reputation bravery intimideting.
  • Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
  • Voldemort cannot love because he was concieved under the effects fo a Love Potion.
  • The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
  • J.K. Rowlong has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
  • Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
  • Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
  • Slytherine house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
  • October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
  • In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
  • Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
  • Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, wich are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
  • Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
  • Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
  • A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
  • Molly Weasley's brotherts Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
  • Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
  • George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
  • A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
  • After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
  • Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have to survived.
  • The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
  • Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor quidditch team while she atteneded Hogwarts.
  • The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
  • Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.

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 Chromatic Typewriter Prints

Tyree Callahan has recycled (or upcycled, perhaps) a classic 1937 Underwood typewriter by replacing letters with sponges soaked across the spectrum with bright yellows, reds, blues and combinations thereof.

This is really amazing

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